hacker-scripts/fucking_coffee.rb

#!/usr/bin/env ruby

# Exit early if no sessions with my username are found
exit unless `who -q`.include? ENV['USER']

require 'net/telnet'

coffee_machine_ip = '10.10.42.42'
password = '1234'
password_prompt = 'Password: '
delay_before_brew = 17
delay = 24

sleep delay_before_brew
con = Net::Telnet.new('Host' => coffee_machine_ip)
con.cmd('String' => password, 'Match' => /#{password_prompt}/)
con.cmd('sys brew')
sleep delay
con.cmd('sys pour')
con.close
initial commit 2015-11-21 23:04:28 +04:00			`#!/usr/bin/env ruby`

use USER env variable issue #13 2015-11-24 03:46:12 +04:00			`# Exit early if no sessions with my username are found`
			exit unless `who -q`.include? ENV['USER']
run fucking_coffee only when hacker is in the office fixes #2 2015-11-22 20:20:48 +04:00
initial commit 2015-11-21 23:04:28 +04:00			`require 'net/telnet'`

			`coffee_machine_ip = '10.10.42.42'`
			`password = '1234'`
			`password_prompt = 'Password: '`
add the 17-second delay to fucking_coffee 2015-11-25 21:46:26 +08:00			`delay_before_brew = 17`
Slightly-more-accurate `fucking_coffee.rb` Implemented a `delay` variable, and set it to 24 instead of 64 to better reflect the original story. 2015-11-23 09:57:25 -08:00			`delay = 24`
initial commit 2015-11-21 23:04:28 +04:00
add the 17-second delay to fucking_coffee 2015-11-25 21:46:26 +08:00			`sleep delay_before_brew`
initial commit 2015-11-21 23:04:28 +04:00			`con = Net::Telnet.new('Host' => coffee_machine_ip)`
			`con.cmd('String' => password, 'Match' => /#{password_prompt}/)`
			`con.cmd('sys brew')`
Slightly-more-accurate `fucking_coffee.rb` Implemented a `delay` variable, and set it to 24 instead of 64 to better reflect the original story. 2015-11-23 09:57:25 -08:00			`sleep delay`
initial commit 2015-11-21 23:04:28 +04:00			`con.cmd('sys pour')`
			`con.close`