hacker-scripts/go/smack_my_bitch_up.go

package main

import(
       "os/exec"
       "fmt"
       "strings"
       "os"
       "math/rand"
       "time"
       )

func main(){
     output1,err := exec.Command("who").Output()
     output2 := os.Getenv("USER")
     users := string(output1[:])
     current_user := string(output2[:])
     if(!strings.Contains(users,current_user)){
	return
     }


     reasons := []string {"Working hard","Gotta ship this feature","Someone fucked the system again"}

     rand.Seed(time.Now().UTC().UnixNano())	
     message := "Late at work. " + reasons[rand.Intn(len(reasons))]

     TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID := string(os.Getenv("TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID"))
     TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN := string(os.Getenv("TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN"))
     MY_NUMBER := string(os.Getenv("MY_NUMBER"))
     HER_NUMBER := string(os.Getenv("HER_NUMBER"))

     response,err := exec.Command("curl","-fSs","-u",TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID + ":" + TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN, "-d", "From=" + MY_NUMBER, "-d", "To=" + HER_NUMBER, "-d" , "Body=" + message, "https://api.twilio.com/2010-04-01/Accounts/" + TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID + "/Messages").Output()
     if(err != nil){
	    fmt.Printf("Failed to send SMS: %s",err)
	    return
     }

     fmt.Printf("Message Sent Successfully with response: %s ",response)
}