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Bash
40 lines
807 B
Bash
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#!/bin/sh -e
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DAYOFWEEK=$(date +%u)
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# Skip on weekends
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if [ "$DAYOFWEEK" -eq 6 ] || [ "$DAYOFWEEK" -eq 7 ]; then
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exit
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fi
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# Exit early if any session with my_username is found
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if who | grep -wq 'my_username'; then
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exit
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fi
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# Phone numbers
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MY_NUMBER='+xxx'
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NUMBER_OF_BOSS='+xxx'
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EXCUSES=(
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'Locked out'
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'Pipes broke'
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'Food poisoning'
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'Not feeling well'
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)
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rand=$[ $RANDOM % ${#EXCUSES[@]} ]
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RANDOM_EXCUSE=${EXCUSES[$rand]}
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MESSAGE="Gonna work from home. "$RANDOM_EXCUSE
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# Send a text message
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RESPONSE=`curl -fSs -u "$TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID:$TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN" \
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-d "From=$MY_NUMBER" -d "To=$NUMBER_OF_BOSS" -d "Body=$MESSAGE" \
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"https://api.twilio.com/2010-04-01/Accounts/$TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID/SMS/Messages"`
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# Log errors
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if [ $? -gt 0 ]; then
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echo "Failed to send SMS: $RESPONSE"
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exit 1
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fi
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