diff --git a/coffee/fucking.coffee b/coffee/fucking.coffee
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+#!/usr/bin/env coffee
+
+username = 'name'
+
+host = 'localhost'
+port = '3000'
+pass = '5555'
+
+sh = require('child_process').execSync
+
+# weekend
+process.exit 0 if new Date().getDay() in [6, 0]
+
+# no sessions
+process.exit 0 unless new RegExp(username).test sh('who -q').toString()
+
+conn = require('net').createConnection(port, host)
+
+setTimeout ->
+  conn.write "#{pass}\nsys brew\n"
+  setTimeout ->
+    conn.end 'sys pour'
+    process.exit(0)
+  , 2 * 1000
+, 1 * 1000
+
+# alert
+sh('say come here and take your fucking coffee')