diff --git a/perl/fucking-coffee.pl b/perl/fucking-coffee.pl
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+#!/usr/bin/perl
+
+use strict;
+use warnings;
+
+use DateTime;
+use YAML;
+use Net::Telnet;
+
+# Config
+my $conf = Load( <<'...' );
+---
+coffee_machine_ip: 10.10.42.42
+password: 1234
+password_prompt: Password:
+delay_before_brew: 17
+delay: 24
+...
+
+# Skip on weekends
+my $date = DateTime->now;
+if ( $date->day_of_week >= 6 ) {
+    exit;
+}
+
+# Exit early if no sessions with my username are found
+open( my $cmd_who, '-|', 'who' ) || die "Cannot pipe who command ". $!;
+
+my @sessions = grep {
+    m/$ENV{'USER'}/
+} <$cmd_who>;
+
+close $cmd_who;
+
+exit if ( scalar( @sessions ) == 0 );
+
+sleep $conf->{'delay_before_brew'};
+
+my $con = Net::Telnet->new(
+    'Host' => $conf->{'coffee_machine_ip'},
+);
+
+$con->watifor( $conf->{'password_prompt'} );
+$con->cmd( $conf->{'password'} );
+$con->cmd( 'sys brew' );
+sleep $conf->{'delay'};
+$con->cmd( 'sys pour' );
+$con->close;
+