From d33d1f55bd91af45dab869310d0af514f9738029 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Michael <dev@michaelv.co>
Date: Thu, 10 Dec 2015 08:31:16 -0500
Subject: [PATCH] Created "smack_my_bitch_up" in php

---
 php/smack_my_bitch_up.php | 32 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 1 file changed, 32 insertions(+)
 create mode 100644 php/smack_my_bitch_up.php

diff --git a/php/smack_my_bitch_up.php b/php/smack_my_bitch_up.php
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..f1fc68f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/php/smack_my_bitch_up.php
@@ -0,0 +1,32 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env php
+<?php
+
+require 'vendor/autoload.php';
+(new Dotenv\Dotenv(__DIR__))->load();
+
+(strpos(exec('who'), getenv('USER')) !== false) or exit('no session');
+
+// Phone numbers
+$my_number = '+xxx';
+$her_number = '+xxx';
+
+$reasons = [
+	'Working hard',
+	'Gotta ship this feature',
+	'Someone fucked up the system again'
+];
+
+$rand = rand(0,count($reasons)-1);
+$random_reason = $reasons[$rand];
+
+$message = 'Late at work. '.$random_reason;
+
+// Send a text message
+$twilio = new Services_Twilio(getenv('TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID'), getenv('TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN'));
+$twilio->account->messages->sendMessage(
+        $my_number,
+        $her_number,
+        $message
+);
+
+echo 'Message sent at: #'.date('Y-m-d').' | Reason: '.$random_reason;