🌟 Added kotlin

kotlin/FuckingCoffee.kt

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+import java.io.BufferedReader
+import java.io.InputStreamReader
+import java.io.PrintWriter
+import java.net.Socket
+
+private const val MY_USERNAME = "my_username"
+private const val PASSWORD_PROMPT = "Password: "
+private const val PASSWORD = "1234"
+private const val COFFEE_MACHINE_IP = "10.10.42.42"
+private const val DELAY_BEFORE_BREW = 17
+private const val DELAY = 24
+
+fun main(args: Array<String>) {
+    for (i in 1 until args.size) {
+        if (!args[i].contains(MY_USERNAME)) {
+            return
+        }
+    }
+    val telnet = Socket(COFFEE_MACHINE_IP, 23)
+    val out = PrintWriter(telnet.getOutputStream(), true)
+    val reader = BufferedReader(InputStreamReader(telnet.getInputStream()))
+    Thread.sleep((DELAY_BEFORE_BREW * 1000).toLong())
+    if (reader.readLine() != PASSWORD_PROMPT) {
+        return
+    }
+    out.println(PASSWORD)
+    out.println("sys brew")
+    Thread.sleep((DELAY * 1000).toLong())
+    out.println("sys pour")
+    out.close()
+    reader.close()
+    telnet.close()
+}

kotlin/Hangover.kt

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+import com.twilio.sdk.TwilioRestClient
+import com.twilio.sdk.TwilioRestException
+import com.twilio.sdk.resource.factory.MessageFactory
+import com.twilio.sdk.resource.instance.Message
+import org.apache.http.NameValuePair
+import org.apache.http.message.BasicNameValuePair
+
+import java.util.ArrayList
+import java.util.Random
+
+private val ACCOUNT_SID = System.getenv("TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID")
+private val AUTH_TOKEN = System.getenv("TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN")
+
+private const val YOUR_NUMBER = "1231231231"
+private const val BOSS_NUMBER = "3213213213"
+
+private val randomMessages = arrayOf(
+    "Locked out",
+    "Pipes broke",
+    "Food poisoning",
+    "Not feeling well"
+)
+
+
+fun main() {
+
+    val client = TwilioRestClient(ACCOUNT_SID, AUTH_TOKEN)
+
+    val finalMessage = randomMessages.random()
+
+    val params = ArrayList<NameValuePair>().apply {
+        add(BasicNameValuePair("Body", "Gonna work from home. $finalMessage"))
+        add(BasicNameValuePair("From", YOUR_NUMBER))
+        add(BasicNameValuePair("To", BOSS_NUMBER))
+    }
+
+    val messageFactory = client.getAccount().getMessageFactory()
+    val message = messageFactory.create(params)
+    System.out.println(message.getSid())
+}
+

kotlin/KumarAsshole.kt

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+import java.io.File
+import java.io.FileInputStream
+import java.util.*
+import java.util.regex.*
+
+import javax.mail.*
+import javax.mail.internet.*
+import javax.mail.search.FlagTerm
+
+//modify below properties to your details
+private const val host = "smtp.gmail.com"
+private const val username = "yourmailaddress@example.com goes here"
+private const val password = "your password goes here "
+private const val Kumar_mail = "the mail address to be replied to !"
+
+
+//Dependencies- Java mail API
+fun main() {
+    val asshole = KumarAsshole()
+    asshole.read()
+}
+
+object KumarAsshole {
+
+    fun read() {
+        val props = Properties()
+
+        try {
+
+            val session = Session.getDefaultInstance(props, null)
+
+            val store = session.getStore("imaps")
+            store.connect(host, username, password)
+
+            val inbox = store.getFolder("inbox")
+            inbox.open(Folder.READ_ONLY)
+
+            val messages = inbox.search(FlagTerm(Flags(Flags.Flag.SEEN), false))
+
+            for (i in messages.indices) {
+
+                if (messages[i].getFrom()[0].toString().contains(Kumar_mail)) {
+
+                    var bodytext: String? = null
+                    val content = messages[i].getContent()
+                    if (content is String) {
+                        bodytext = content
+
+                    } else if (content is Multipart) {
+
+                        val mp = content as Multipart
+
+                        val bp = mp.getBodyPart(mp.getCount() - 1)
+                        bodytext = bp.getContent()
+
+                    }
+
+                    val pattern = Pattern.compile("sorry|help|wrong", Pattern.CASE_INSENSITIVE)
+                    val matcher = pattern.matcher(bodytext!!)
+                    // check all occurance
+
+                    if (matcher.find()) {
+
+                        val props1 = Properties()
+                        val tomail: Array<Address>
+
+                        val msg = MimeMessage(session)
+                        msg.setFrom(InternetAddress(username))
+                        tomail = messages[i].getFrom()
+                        val t1 = tomail[0].toString()
+                        msg.addRecipient(Message.RecipientType.TO, InternetAddress(t1))
+                        msg.setSubject("Database fixes")
+                        msg.setText("No problem. I've fixed it. \n\n Please be careful next time.")
+                        var t: Transport? = null
+                        t = session.getTransport("smtps")
+                        t!!.connect(host, username, password)
+                        t!!.sendMessage(msg, msg.getAllRecipients())
+                    }
+
+
+                }
+            }
+            inbox.close(true)
+            store.close()
+
+        } catch (e: Exception) {
+            e.printStackTrace()
+        }
+
+    }
+}

kotlin/SmackMyBitch.kt

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+import com.twilio.sdk.TwilioRestClient
+import com.twilio.sdk.TwilioRestException
+import com.twilio.sdk.resource.factory.MessageFactory
+import com.twilio.sdk.resource.instance.Message
+import org.apache.http.NameValuePair
+import org.apache.http.message.BasicNameValuePair
+
+import java.util.ArrayList
+import java.util.Random
+
+//Pre-requisite apache http and twilio java libraries
+
+private const val ACCOUNT_SID = System.getenv("TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID")
+private const val AUTH_TOKEN = System.getenv("TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN")
+
+private const val YOUR_NUMBER = "1231231231"
+private const val HER_NUMBER = "3213213213"
+
+private val randomMessages = arrayOf(
+    "Working hard",
+    "Gotta ship this feature",
+    "Someone fucked the system again"
+)
+
+
+@Throws(TwilioRestException::class)
+fun main() {
+
+    val client = TwilioRestClient(ACCOUNT_SID, AUTH_TOKEN)
+
+    val finalMessage = randomMessages.random()
+
+    val params = mutableListOf<NameValuePair>().apply {
+        add(BasicNameValuePair("Body", "Late at work. $finalMessage"))
+        add(BasicNameValuePair("From", YOUR_NUMBER))
+        add(BasicNameValuePair("To", HER_NUMBER))
+    }
+
+    val messageFactory = client.getAccount().getMessageFactory()
+    val message = messageFactory.create(params)
+    System.out.println(message.getSid())
+}