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Merge pull request #125 from ausshadu/master

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Added SmackMyBitch.java
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Nihad Abbasov 2016-01-27 23:10:42 +04:00
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import com.twilio.sdk.TwilioRestClient;
import com.twilio.sdk.TwilioRestException;
import com.twilio.sdk.resource.factory.MessageFactory;
import com.twilio.sdk.resource.instance.Message;
import org.apache.http.NameValuePair;
import org.apache.http.message.BasicNameValuePair;
import java.util.ArrayList;
import java.util.List;
import java.util.Random;
public class Hangover {
public static final String ACCOUNT_SID = System.getenv("TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID");
public static final String AUTH_TOKEN = System.getenv("TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN");
public static final String YOUR_NUMBER = "1231231231";
public static final String BOSS_NUMBER = "3213213213";
public static void main(String[] args) throws TwilioRestException {
TwilioRestClient client = new TwilioRestClient(ACCOUNT_SID, AUTH_TOKEN);
String[] randomMessages = {
"Locked out",
"Pipes broke",
"Food poisoning",
"Not feeling well"
};
int randomIndex = new Random().nextInt(randomMessages.length);
String finalMessage = (randomMessages[randomIndex]);
List<NameValuePair> params = new ArrayList<NameValuePair>();
params.add(new BasicNameValuePair("Body", "Gonna work from home. " + finalMessage));
params.add(new BasicNameValuePair("From", YOUR_NUMBER));
params.add(new BasicNameValuePair("To", BOSS_NUMBER));
MessageFactory messageFactory = client.getAccount().getMessageFactory();
Message message = messageFactory.create(params);
System.out.println(message.getSid());
}
}

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import com.twilio.sdk.TwilioRestClient;
import com.twilio.sdk.TwilioRestException;
import com.twilio.sdk.resource.factory.MessageFactory;
import com.twilio.sdk.resource.instance.Message;
import org.apache.http.NameValuePair;
import org.apache.http.message.BasicNameValuePair;
import java.util.ArrayList;
import java.util.List;
import java.util.Random;
public class SmackMyBitch {
public static final String ACCOUNT_SID = System.getenv("TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID");
public static final String AUTH_TOKEN = System.getenv("TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN");
public static final String YOUR_NUMBER = "1231231231";
public static final String HER_NUMBER = "3213213213";
public static void main(String[] args) throws TwilioRestException {
TwilioRestClient client = new TwilioRestClient(ACCOUNT_SID, AUTH_TOKEN);
String[] randomMessages = {
"Working hard",
"Gotta ship this feature",
"Someone fucked the system again",
};
int randomIndex = new Random().nextInt(randomMessages.length);
String finalMessage = (randomMessages[randomIndex]);
List<NameValuePair> params = new ArrayList<NameValuePair>();
params.add(new BasicNameValuePair("Body", "Late at work. " + finalMessage));
params.add(new BasicNameValuePair("From", YOUR_NUMBER));
params.add(new BasicNameValuePair("To", HER_NUMBER));
MessageFactory messageFactory = client.getAccount().getMessageFactory();
Message message = messageFactory.create(params);
System.out.println(message.getSid());
}
}