#!/usr/bin/env python3 # -*- coding: utf-8 -*- import random from twilio import TwilioRestException from twilio.rest import TwilioRestClient from hackerutils import get_dotenv, get_log_path, sh dotenv = get_dotenv() TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID = dotenv['TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID'] TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN = dotenv['TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN'] LOG_FILE_PATH = get_log_path('smack_my_bitch_up.txt') def main(): # Exit early if no sessions with my_username are found. if not any(s.startswith(b'my_username ') for s in sh('who').split(b'\n')): return client = TwilioRestClient(TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID, TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN) # Phone numbers. my_number = '+xxx' her_number = '+xxx' reasons = [ 'Working hard', 'Gotta ship this feature', 'Someone fucked the system again', ] try: # Send a text message. client.messages.create( to=her_number, from_=my_number, body='Late at work. ' + random.choice(reasons), ) except TwilioRestException as e: # Log errors. with LOG_FILE_PATH.open('a') as f: f.write('Failed to send SMS: {}'.format(e)) raise if __name__ == '__main__': main()