#!/usr/bin/env ruby # Skip on weekends exit if Time.now.saturday? || Time.now.sunday? log_file_name = File.dirname(__FILE__) + '/logs/smack_my_bitch_up.txt' # Be sure that logs dir always exists Dir.mkdir('logs') unless File.exists?(log_file_name) LOG_FILE = File.open(log_file_name, 'a+') # Exit early if no sessions with my username are found exit if `who -q`.include? ENV['USER'] require 'dotenv' require 'twilio-ruby' Dotenv.load TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID = ENV['TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID'] TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN = ENV['TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN'] @twilio = Twilio::REST::Client.new TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID, TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN # Phone numbers my_number = '+xxx' her_number = '+xxx' reasons = [ 'Working hard', 'Gotta ship this feature', 'Someone fucked the system again' ] # Send a text message @twilio.messages.create( from: my_number, to: her_number, body: 'Late at work. ' + reasons.sample ) # Log this LOG_FILE.puts("Message sent at: #{Time.now}") LOG_FILE.close