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hacker-scripts/powershell/smack_my_bitch_up.ps1
2015-11-30 00:19:03 +03:00

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$DAYOFWEEK = (Get-Date).DayOfWeek.value__;
# Skip on weekends
if ($DAYOFWEEK -eq 6 -or $DAYOFWEEK -eq 7) {
return
}
# Exit early if no sessions with my username are found
if (-not (QWINSTA | FINDSTR $env:USERNAME)) {
return
}
# Phone numbers
$MY_NUMBER='+xxx'
$HER_NUMBER='+xxx'
$REASONS =
'Working hard',
'Gotta ship this feature',
'Someone fucked the system again'
$reason = $REASONS | Get-Random
$message = "Late at work. $reason."
$API_URL = "https://api.twilio.com/2010-04-01/Accounts/$env:TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID/Messages"
$BASE64AUTHINFO = [Convert]::ToBase64String([Text.Encoding]::ASCII.GetBytes(("{0}:{1}" -f $env:TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID,$env:TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN)))
$body = @{
From = $MY_NUMBER;
To = $HER_NUMBER;
Body = $message;
}
#Send a text message and Log errors
try{
Invoke-RestMethod -Method Post -Headers @{Authorization=("Basic {0}" -f $BASE64AUTHINFO)} $API_URL -Body $body > $null
}
catch{
Write-Host "Failed to send SMS: $_"
}