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33 lines
685 B
Ruby
Executable File
33 lines
685 B
Ruby
Executable File
#!/usr/bin/env ruby
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# Exit early if no sessions with my username are found
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exit unless `who -q`.include? ENV['USER']
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require 'dotenv'
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require 'twilio-ruby'
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Dotenv.load
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TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID = ENV['TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID']
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TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN = ENV['TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN']
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@twilio = Twilio::REST::Client.new TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID, TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN
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# Phone numbers
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my_number = '+xxx'
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her_number = '+xxx'
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reason = [
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'Working hard',
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'Gotta ship this feature',
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'Someone fucked the system again'
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].sample
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# Send a text message
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@twilio.messages.create(
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from: my_number, to: her_number, body: "Late at work. #{reason}"
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)
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# Log this
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puts "Message sent at: #{Time.now} | Reason: #{reason}"
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