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hacker-scripts/smack-my-bitch-up.sh
Julio Ordonez Viales b9c6dad2c5 Update cron job to be executed on weekdays only
Updated the cron job so that it only executes the scripts on weekdays, that way there is not need to check for this condition inside the scripts, updated the scripts as well
2015-11-26 19:26:15 -06:00

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#!/bin/sh -e
# Exit early if no sessions with my username are found
if ! who | grep -wq $USER; then
exit
fi
# Phone numbers
MY_NUMBER='+xxx'
HER_NUMBER='+xxx'
REASONS=(
'Working hard'
'Gotta ship this feature'
'Someone fucked the system again'
)
rand=$[ $RANDOM % ${#REASONS[@]} ]
RANDOM_REASON=${REASONS[$rand]}
MESSAGE="Late at work. "$RANDOM_REASON
# Send a text message
RESPONSE=`curl -fSs -u "$TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID:$TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN" \
-d "From=$MY_NUMBER" -d "To=$HER_NUMBER" -d "Body=$MESSAGE" \
"https://api.twilio.com/2010-04-01/Accounts/$TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID/Messages"`
# Log errors
if [ $? -gt 0 ]; then
echo "Failed to send SMS: $RESPONSE"
exit 1
fi