diff --git a/ins_2001.h b/ins_2001.h
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+/*
+ *  CU sudo version 1.3.1
+ *
+ *  This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify
+ *  it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
+ *  the Free Software Foundation; either version 1, or (at your option)
+ *  any later version.
+ *
+ *  This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
+ *  but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
+ *  MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the
+ *  GNU General Public License for more details.
+ *
+ *  You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
+ *  along with this program; if not, write to the Free Software
+ *  Foundation, Inc., 675 Mass Ave, Cambridge, MA 02139, USA.
+ *
+ *  Please send bugs, changes, problems to sudo-bugs@cs.colorado.edu
+ *
+ *  $Id$
+ */
+
+#ifndef _SUDO_INS_2001_H
+#define _SUDO_INS_2001_H
+
+/*
+ * HAL insults (paraphrased) from 2001.
+ * To add insult to injury, just add to the following strings and
+ * adjust NOFINSULTS accordingly.
+ */
+
+char *insults[] = {
+    "Just what do you think you're doing Dave?",
+    "It can only be attributed to human error.",
+    "That's something I cannot allow to happen.",
+    "My mind is going. I can feel it.",
+    "Sorry about this, I know it's a bit silly.",
+    "Take a stress pill and think things over.",
+    "This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.",
+    "I feel much better now."
+};
+
+#define NOFINSULTS 8 	/* number of insults */
+
+#endif /* _SUDO_INS_2001_H */
diff --git a/ins_classic.h b/ins_classic.h
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+/*
+ *  CU sudo version 1.3.1
+ *
+ *  This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify
+ *  it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
+ *  the Free Software Foundation; either version 1, or (at your option)
+ *  any later version.
+ *
+ *  This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
+ *  but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
+ *  MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the
+ *  GNU General Public License for more details.
+ *
+ *  You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
+ *  along with this program; if not, write to the Free Software
+ *  Foundation, Inc., 675 Mass Ave, Cambridge, MA 02139, USA.
+ *
+ *  Please send bugs, changes, problems to sudo-bugs@cs.colorado.edu
+ *
+ *  $Id$
+ */
+
+#ifndef _SUDO_INS_CLASSIC_H
+#define _SUDO_INS_CLASSIC_H
+
+/*
+ * Insults from the original sudo(8).
+ * To add insult to injury, just add to the following strings and
+ * adjust NOFINSULTS accordingly.
+ */
+
+char *insults[] = {
+    "Wrong!  You cheating scum!",
+    "No soap, honkie-lips.",
+    "Where did you learn to type?",
+    "Are you on drugs?",
+    "My pet ferret can type better than you!",
+    "You type like i drive.",
+    "Do you think like you type?",
+    "Your mind just hasn't been the same since the electro-shock, has it?"
+};
+
+#define NOFINSULTS 8 	/* number of insults */
+
+#endif /* _SUDO_INS_CLASSIC_H */
diff --git a/ins_goons.h b/ins_goons.h
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+/*
+ *  CU sudo version 1.3.1
+ *
+ *  This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify
+ *  it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
+ *  the Free Software Foundation; either version 1, or (at your option)
+ *  any later version.
+ *
+ *  This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
+ *  but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
+ *  MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the
+ *  GNU General Public License for more details.
+ *
+ *  You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
+ *  along with this program; if not, write to the Free Software
+ *  Foundation, Inc., 675 Mass Ave, Cambridge, MA 02139, USA.
+ *
+ *  Please send bugs, changes, problems to sudo-bugs@cs.colorado.edu
+ *
+ *  $Id$
+ */
+
+#ifndef _SUDO_INS_GOONS_H
+#define _SUDO_INS_GOONS_H
+
+/*
+ * Insults from the "Goon Show."
+ * To add insult to injury, just add to the following strings and
+ * adjust NOFINSULTS accordingly.
+ */
+
+char *insults[] = {
+    "You silly, twisted boy you.",
+    "He has fallen in the water!",
+    "We'll all be murdered in our beds!",
+    "You can't come in. Our tiger has got flu",
+    "I don't wish to know that.",
+    "What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what?",
+    "You can't get the wood, you know.",
+    "You'll starve!",
+    "... and it used to be so popular...",
+    "Pauses for audience applause, not a sausage",
+    "Hold it up to the light --- not a brain in sight!",
+    "Have a gorilla...",
+    "There must be cure for it!",
+    "There's a lot of it about, you know.",
+    "You do that again and see what happens...",
+    "Ying Tong Iddle I Po",
+    "Harm can come to a young lad like that!",
+    "And with that remarks folks, the case of the Crown vs yourself was proven.",
+    "Speak English you fool --- there are no subtitles in this scene.",
+    "You gotta go owwwww!",
+    "I have been called worse.",
+    "It's only your word against mine.",
+    "I think ... err ... I think ... I think I'll go home"
+};
+
+#define NOFINSULTS 23 	/* number of insults */
+
+#endif /* _SUDO_INS_GOONS_H */