diff --git a/konata.sh b/konata.sh
index 1e9df1a..d17944e 100755
--- a/konata.sh
+++ b/konata.sh
@@ -333,6 +333,16 @@ say(){
 	sendmsg "$res"
 }
 
+hack(){
+	# Congrats retards, you've finally done it
+	case "$msg" in
+		*Facebook* | *facebook* | *fb* | \
+		*Instagram* | *instagram* | *insta* | \
+		*WhatsApp* | *whatsapp* | *whatapp* )
+			sendmsg "Stop asking stupid questions!" ;;
+	esac
+}
+
 # Match incoming messages
 case "$cmd" in
 	# Public commands
@@ -363,4 +373,5 @@ case "$msg" in
 	# Miscellaneous
 	*@ghnou*)		tag ;;
 	Konata\ say*)		say ;;
+	*hack*)			hack ;;
 esac