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22 lines
603 B
PHP
22 lines
603 B
PHP
#!/usr/bin/env php
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<?php
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require 'vendor/autoload.php';
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(new Dotenv\Dotenv(__DIR__))->load();
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(strpos(exec('who'), getenv('USER')) === false) or exit('session found');
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$my_number = '+xxx';
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$number_of_boss = '+xxx';
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$excuse = ['Locked out', 'Pipes broke', 'Food poisoning', 'Not feeling well'];
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$excuse = $excuse[array_rand($excuse)];
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$twilio = new Services_Twilio(getenv('TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID'), getenv('TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN'));
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$twilio->account->messages->sendMessage(
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$my_number,
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$number_of_boss,
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"Gonna work from home. {$excuse}"
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);
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echo "Message sent at: #".date('Y-m-d')." | Excuse: {$excuse}";
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