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33 lines
730 B
PHP
33 lines
730 B
PHP
#!/usr/bin/env php
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<?php
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require 'vendor/autoload.php';
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(new Dotenv\Dotenv(__DIR__))->load();
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(strpos(exec('who'), getenv('USER')) !== false) or exit('no session');
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// Phone numbers
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$my_number = '+xxx';
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$her_number = '+xxx';
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$reasons = [
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'Working hard',
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'Gotta ship this feature',
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'Someone fucked up the system again'
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];
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$rand = rand(0,count($reasons)-1);
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$random_reason = $reasons[$rand];
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$message = 'Late at work. '.$random_reason;
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// Send a text message
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$twilio = new Services_Twilio(getenv('TWILIO_ACCOUNT_SID'), getenv('TWILIO_AUTH_TOKEN'));
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$twilio->account->messages->sendMessage(
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$my_number,
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$her_number,
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$message
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);
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echo 'Message sent at: #'.date('Y-m-d').' | Reason: '.$random_reason;
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